{"id":115,"date":"2025-01-26T10:20:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-26T09:20:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/reflexionesconhumo.net\/?p=115"},"modified":"2025-01-26T10:20:06","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T09:20:06","slug":"yo-mi-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reflexionesconhumo.net\/index.php\/2025\/01\/26\/yo-mi-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo, mi, me."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Por necio y&nbsp;pat\u00e9tico&nbsp;me describo, por pedante y exigente me vendo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yo, m\u00ed, me, conmigo, de mi abuso,<br>por intentar encontrar quimeras, entra gente de al uso.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a1C\u00f3mo estandarte me pongo! Y de m\u00ed me aburro, sin nada que contarme me dej\u00f3, a un lado por burro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De baja categor\u00eda emocional y aburriendo a los dem\u00e1s, qu\u00e9 mal te veo el futuro chaval.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ni el que menos te cree, ya a nadie enga\u00f1as, por mucho que engalanes tus patra\u00f1as.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Con 30 no fuiste, con 50 no vendiste, y con 70, a adi\u00f3s pides un despiste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Entre el debe y el haber, nada pillas, y solo pides pasar, por la muerte de puntillas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Por necio y&nbsp;pat\u00e9tico&nbsp;me describo, por pedante y exigente me vendo. 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